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    I heard there is no Christmas In the silly Middle East
    No trees, no snow, no Santa Claus
    They have different religious beliefs
    They believe in Muhammad And not in our holiday
    And so every December I go to the Middle East and say

    "Hey there Mr. Muslim Merry ****ing Christmas
    Put down that book the Koran And hear some holiday wishes.
    In case you haven't noticed It's Jesus's birthday.
    So get off your heathen Muslim *** and ****ing celebrate.

    There is no holiday season in India I've heard
    They don't hang up their stockings
    And that is just absurd!
    They've never read a Christmas story. They don't know what Rudolph is about
    And that is why in December I'll go to India and shout

    Hey there Mr. Hinduist Merry ****ing Christmas
    Drink eggnog and eat some beef And pass it to the missus.
    In case you haven't noticed It's Jesus's birthday
    So get off your heathen Hindu *** and ****ing celebrate!

    Now I heard that in Japan Everyone just lives in sin
    They pray to several gods And put needles in their skin.
    On December 25th All they do is eat a cake
    And that is why I go to Japan And walk around and say

    Hey there Mr. Shintoist Merry ****ing Christmas
    God is going to kick your *** You infidelic pagan scum.
    In case you haven't noticed There's festive things to do
    So lets all rejoice for Jesus And Merry ****ing Christmas to you.

    On Christmas day I travel 'round the world and say,
    Taoists, Krishnas, Buddhists, and all you atheists too, Merry ****ing Christmas, To You!

    Thank you Mr. hat
    Last edited by flyerdog; 12-27-2019, 10:05 AM.


    • #12
      Flyerdog....that is really good. Would have loved to see George Carlin read that!


      • #13
        Mr. Garrison's Christmas song...a CLASSIC!!!